how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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