Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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