69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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