Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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