sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
