Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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