are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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