maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
Randomize
