4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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