I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I need moral support for this bender
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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