Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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