he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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