Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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