Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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