Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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