I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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