Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
