it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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