I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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