So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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