When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
We are all done wearing pants today
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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