You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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