What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
My feet surprised me
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