it's too hot outside to masturbate.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Randomize
