And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Randomize
