remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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