yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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