i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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