Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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