He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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