also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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