She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I skipped work to stalk him.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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