Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
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