I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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