spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I take back everything I said about communal showers
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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