so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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