ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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