Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
