well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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