new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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