so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You left your underwear on the fireplace
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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