My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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