: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
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