Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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