But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
you win again, gameday.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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