xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
