so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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