I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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