No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
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