i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
how does that bad decision feel?
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