You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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