I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Randomize
