He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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