Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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