Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
two words: eviction party
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
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