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Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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