Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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